Once upon a time, I craved donuts. I love donuts. So Melissa took me to get donuts. This is why I love her.
Then I came home, and my father asked me about donuts. He asked me where Melissa and I got them: "Did you go to Dick's?" And I just said, "Oh, we don't have Dick's."
For real, that happened.
I immediately knew what I had said, but since I was in the presence of my father, I kind of swallowed my snort. Until my brother started snickering, and then I just couldn't stop laughing. And dad started laughing in his wheezy way, doubling over, tears flowing from his eyes. Melissa laughed indifferently. And I was just dying of laughter.
Total "LOL" moment.
More like "ROFL," actually.
Or even just a great "ROFLOL."
And, yes, we really don't have Dick's in Provo.