I have a massive bruise on my upper thigh. And it just gets bigger and bigger. Right now, it's about the size of a doorknob. It was blue. then it turned purple in the middle. The rim turned yellow. Then there was a bit of green. Now it just looks like my thigh is dying. Maybe it is. Because I have no idea how I got such a bruise. It's almost like someone did punch me with a doorknob. But I don't remember anyone doing that. ...Maybe I really do bother my roommates.
BUT I thought the best thing to do in this situation is to photograph the grossness and post them here, for all the world to see. Because it's pretty sick. In the awesome way.
This is it at first. Blue, through and through.
SO, basically, I just thought I'd share that with you. Sick, huh?